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"she writes like she’s starving and reads like she’s feasting." --r.d. larson

Read the Printed Word!

gurlpleaz:

allisonelisabeta:

my heart

see, perpetual melancholy can be cute.

brandynoelle:

4 week old kitten learns how to walk {x}

definitelydope: Stanley (by (KatieMadeline))

definitelydope:

Stanley (by (KatieMadeline))

The video. I can’t believe the cat sat still through that.

animalstalkinginallcaps: YES, KIMBERLY. INHALE THE GAS.  BREATHE DEEP. DON’T FIGHT IT. AS SOON AS YOU FALL ASLEEP I WILL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER WAKE. YOU KNOW HOW YOU SQUEAL “BEBEH KITTEH” EVERY TIME YOU MANHANDLE ME WITH YOUR TERRIFYING FINGERS THAT STINK OF CHEETOS? WELL, I HAPPEN TO BE A GROWN-ASS MAN, AND I HAVE BEEN WAITING PATIENTLY FOR MY TIME TO STRIKE. I NEEDN’T EVEN MENTION YOU NAMING ME ‘FLUFFLEPUFF’. YOU SIGNED YOUR DEATH WARRANT THE FIRST TIME YOU UTTERED THAT ALOUD.  THIS IS THE LAST TRIP TO THE ORTHODONTIST YOU WILL EVER TAKE. FLUFFLEPUFF WILL MAKE SURE OF THAT.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YES, KIMBERLY. INHALE THE GAS. 

BREATHE DEEP. DON’T FIGHT IT. AS SOON AS YOU FALL ASLEEP I WILL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER WAKE.

YOU KNOW HOW YOU SQUEAL “BEBEH KITTEH” EVERY TIME YOU MANHANDLE ME WITH YOUR TERRIFYING FINGERS THAT STINK OF CHEETOS? WELL, I HAPPEN TO BE A GROWN-ASS MAN, AND I HAVE BEEN WAITING PATIENTLY FOR MY TIME TO STRIKE.

I NEEDN’T EVEN MENTION YOU NAMING ME ‘FLUFFLEPUFF’. YOU SIGNED YOUR DEATH WARRANT THE FIRST TIME YOU UTTERED THAT ALOUD. 

THIS IS THE LAST TRIP TO THE ORTHODONTIST YOU WILL EVER TAKE.

FLUFFLEPUFF WILL MAKE SURE OF THAT.

xantheose: skeptical (by ashley_tarr)

xantheose:

skeptical (by ashley_tarr)

underthesamesofa: I say old bean (by Paisley patches (coming and going))

underthesamesofa:

I say old bean (by Paisley patches (coming and going))